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MY FANTASY DEADLIEST CATCH CREW
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CAPTAIN

Cap'n Virgil Bud" Brigman
NAME:
Virgil "Bud" Brigman
WHY I CHOSE HIM:
He can handle psychotic Navy seals on his rig, and made friends with alien life forms at the bottom of the sea.
"When it comes to the safety of these people, there's me THEN there's God, understand?"

DECK BOSS

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NAME:
Snake Plissken
WHY I CHOSE HIM:
C'mon... Who in their right mind would argue with this guy? If he can fight his way out of NY, he can handle a deck crew. Otherwise he's handy with mechanics and jury rigging if need be.

CREW

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NAME:
Hannibal King
Deck hand
WHY I CHOSE HIM:
He can take a serious beating (from vampires none the less) and come back with sarcastic retorts, hit after hit, after hit.. He'll keep the crew laughing.


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NAME:
Autopilot
WHY I CHOSE HIM:
He doesn't eat, sleep or whine. He doesn't take up much room (when deflated) is waterproof and can act as a flotation device should the worse occur.

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NAME:
Ben Randall
The Guardian / USCG
Deck hand
WHY I CHOSE HIM:
He understands the dangers of Alaskan fishing, is trained in safety and survival, and knows his way around a vessel.
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NAME:
John Hillstrand
"Squaky's gone!"

Relief Captain, Asst. Cook, Practical joke manager, occasional deck hand.
WHY I CHOSE HIM:
Because he believes in karma, helping wayward birds, laughter, chasing women, and in general being "a real man"

Not to mention my intuition tells me he gives fabulous massages. So I simply must have him, on MY crew. *wink*

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NAME:
Lindsay Brigman
Mechanic, Cook
& Ball Buster
WHY I CHOSE HER:
She's smart, strong, sassy and has never back down from anything in her life.
"It's not easy being a cast-iron b*tch. It takes discipline and years of training. People don't seem to appreciate that."

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NAME:
Merlin
WHY I CHOSE HIM:
Ice removal, superstition appeasement, magical deck hand (comes in handy with all those crab pots) guide and general advisor.

"Remember, there's always something cleverer than yourself."







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